standing in the way of control

wearemagneton:

[Image is an eight piece pinwheel style rainbow background. Iguana is in the foreground. Top text reads “I won’t care about my children’s sexualities.” Bottom text reads “But if I have a gay kid, he’ll be my favorite.”]

Ignorant LGBT Iguana.

Okay this is a sentiment I’ve seen all over Tumblr. There’s a “Conversation With My Future Offspring” going around, where Offspring says “Mom I’m gay” and Mom responds with “asdfkljas;dfjs LET’S GO PUT ON GLEE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FOREVER MY CHILD I KNEW I DID SOMETHING RIGHT”

And… I can’t seriously be the only one that has a problem with this. I can’t be the only one that SEES the problem with this.

…Can I?
—PM 

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matokah:

[Image description: Poli sci panda meme, alternating blue and red pie slices with a panda eating a branch of bamboo at centre.  Top text: Glenn Beck; Bottom text: I will cut you with Occam’s Razor]

Heh.  Flashbacks to my days of undergraduate psychology, ahoy.

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unquietly:

and that’s it on the subject from me today.

graphic says, ‘A NOTE ON STYLE AND BREAKFAST. Eggs COMMA toast COMMA and orange juice is the same thing as eggs COMMA toast and orange juice. Your nutritious breakfast stays the same, Oxford comma or not. It’s a stylistic choice. Embrace it or drop it; it’s up to you. unquietly@tumblr.’ Before each example sentence, there’s a picture of a glass of orange juice, two eggs and a slice of toast.

ntwogu:

seriously. i did that every time. 

hohohoho~ easy way to kill people in The Sims.

Can’t do that in Sims 3, though; the Sim will just pull themselves out of the pool. 

~K. 

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